surprisebitch:

jackballs:

surprisebitch:

this is actually a very important question they never answered

that was her witch power wasn’t it

yeah. and the coven promised she will be taught how to control it. but it was completely ignored because suddenly you see her having a threesome without any explanation how she was able to control it

surprisebitch:

jackballs:

surprisebitch:

this is actually a very important question they never answered

that was her witch power wasn’t it

yeah. and the coven promised she will be taught how to control it. but it was completely ignored because suddenly you see her having a threesome without any explanation how she was able to control it


pawnee6b:

my dad doesn’t just say “panic at the disco” my dad YELLS “PANIC!!!” then waits a few seconds and quietly adds “…at the disco” and I appreciate his dedication to punctuation


rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke


“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”



foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.


egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow



Track Title: I'll Try Anything Once

Artist: The Strokes

Album: Demos

whorchacha:

isbale:

jesseharding:

The Strokes – I’ll Try Anything Once

When I said, ‘I can see me in your eyes’
You said, ‘I can see you in my bed’

my wedding song

my funeral song


lucidnee:

prettypussyprincess:

if u wit ur girl

and she put her phone down like this:

image

u mostly likely a side nigga stay woke

Can y’all stop giving away secrets