This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you
you do realize that this is really hurtful right?
i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself.
to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.
I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN
NOPE i think the bmw fandom on tumblr did! it’s either Minkus, or Mr. Turner because, as explained at the end of season 5, they were absent from the show because they “were on that side of the school” “oh yeah we don’t go on that side” or something like that
what if everyone in the entire world clapped at the exact same time? would it be really loud or would you only hear the claps close to you omfg i can’t think straight
i think about this post a lot
so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions
and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD
Mary prays the rosary for my broken mind
when I said goodnight i meant that I’m going to lay in bed in the dark on mobile for another 30 minutes